Never Argue with a Woman

A friend sent this to me yesterday, sadly only today I’ve the chance to read and enjoy it! Thanks for sending this to me, Eqa! You’ve made my evening bloom with smile… hahah

People… this is just for sharing and leisure… come on! Read on..

 

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap.

Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out.

She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.

 

Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says,

 

‘Good morning, Ma’am. What are you doing?’

 

‘Reading a book,’ she replies, (thinking, ‘Isn’t that obvious?’)

 

‘You’re in a Restricted Fishing Area,’ he informs her

 

‘I’m sorry, officer, but I’m not fishing. I’m reading’

 

‘Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I’ll have to take you in and write you up.’

 

‘For reading a book,’ she replies.

 

‘You’re in a Restricted Fishing Area,’ he informs her again.

 

‘I’m sorry, officer, but I’m not fishing. I’m reading’

 

‘Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I’ll have to take you in and write you up.’

 

‘If you do that, I’ll have to charge you with sexual assault,’ says the woman.

 

‘But I haven’t even touched you,’ says the game warden.

 

‘That’s true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.’

 

‘Have a nice day ma’am,’ and he left.

 

MORAL:

Never argue with a woman who reads. It’s likely she can also think. Send this to four women who are thinkers. If you receive this, you know you’re intelligent.

 

The Art of Seduction

Taken from http://www.romantic-lyrics.com, just for sharing… for leisure reading. Enjoy it!

 

The Art of Seduction

The Art of Seduction – Seduce Your Man

By Jayne Fisher

 

First, it’s very important that you choose the right person to seduce. This is more a matter of instinct than anything else, but most of us at will attempt to make conversation, or at least some eye contact, with a potential partner whom we consider to be about as attractive as we feel we are. So, if you are not happy with the way you look and moreover who you are on the inside, then start there!

 

The thrill of seduction sometimes lies in the chase rather than the conquest. The excitement of wanting and pursuing someone can give a sense of satisfaction in itself – this is especially true for men. But those who thoroughly enjoy the chase are generally people with plenty of self-confidence and their belief in themselves increases the likelihood of success.

 

I suggest planning and setting up the time and the right place knowing you will be alone for some period of time. If the object of your passion is somebody you see on a regular basis, the time and the place being wrong may also very well add to the thrill. If you’re getting the right feedback from him (flirting), the knowledge that that he is interested but that you can’t do anything about it just yet can increase the feelings of arousal and excitement. Let them linger …

 

Now – just how do you know that he’s interested? Your best clues come from reading his body language. His body signals are far better indicators of how he feels about you than anything he may actually say verbally. The eyes are the biggest give-away when it comes to seduction of either sex. If he returns your gaze, and especially if he holds eye contact with you longer than you’d normally expect, then chances are he’s quite interested. Trust your instincts and you’ll ‘feel’ whether he’s interested or not. Look for small gestures and tone of voice tell you a lot about what he feels towards you.

 

Flirt. Flirt. Flirt. Important – We flirt with others to remind our partner that we still need to be wooed by him, but when used for seduction, it’s a means of keeping the other person interested and aroused, as well as letting them know that they are unlikely to be rejected. Men, who are generally the pursuers, are highly dependent on your signals to reassure them that they are ‘onto something’ good. And ladies, playing hard-to-get isn’t particularly attractive to men unless you’re sending out enough signals to assure him that you are ‘gettable’ and that the chase will be worth it in the end. Just beware that you may chase him away.

 

Once you’ve made it known that you are attracted to him, you’ll need to let him know where the encounter is likely to be heading. People have very different ideas of what sex should be, so it’s important that you both know that you’re looking for the same things and headed in the same direction. The subtle approach is more likely to get you what you want. Remember, though, men generally take the lead in this area, even asking questions and trying to determine whether you’d make a satisfactory sex partner. Follow his lead. The questions probably won’t be that direct (depending upon the man), but they will be based around ‘self-disclosure’. He tells you some, you tell him some and this creates trust. Try discussing sex in a light-hearted, abstract manner when talking with a potential lover, testing each other in a non-committal way.

 

Two people, who may have been attracted to each other visually, may not have the right chemistry to move along the road of seduction. Once you’ve talked a little about it, does he still seem interested? Look for signs of acceptance or rejection (remember rejection could depend on many many things – perhaps you’re just too much woman for him). If you pick up on any signs of rejection, don’t waste your time on something that is very unlikely to happen, no matter how much you think you fancy him. The right man is out there just waiting to be seduced by you!

 

Surrender – If you’re still doing fine and the signals are good, it’s time to make your move. One of you must surrender. In all probability it will be you, because even if you initiated the seduction, he will probably have taken over the role of pursuer somewhere along the line. The roles of ‘hunter’ and ‘prey’ have been decided through thousands of years of evolution, and usually fall naturally into place.

 

Seduce, surrender and enjoy!

 

Women and her bestfriends….

Received this email from a good friend yesterday but only got the chance reading it today…

I find it is interesting so decided to share it here…

With no doubts that many of us realise that high heels is not very healthy indeed it is not at all but I do believe that not many of us exactly know why is it precisely.

So the illustration below should be able to tell us in details of the facts.

Too small? Can’t read? owhh okay… then click on the image to enlarge it…

Happy reading….

In case of emergency, what you should pack?

Hi people…. it’s me again… hehehe as it is my flirting day with my laptop, so don’t be shocked to see many of my footprint here today…. I think today, I wanna share something that I already posted in my blogspot year ago…

I hope this article of mine will be useful to each household… happy reading and feel free to add on…

Everyday, when we see the news on the television, radio, newspapers, we will watch hear or read, lots of stories that scares us the most. Regardless being as a parent, grandparent, being as a brother, sister, aunt or uncle….

Natural disaster, murder, rapes, kidnap many more… The most recent case that really touches me was the case our Beloved Nurin. Whenever I read the news, I get emotional. How could a person do such thing? She is just an innocent baby girl. To think about it… it’s really unacceptable.. I would say “Sickening!!”.

For our dearest beloved Late Nurin, may she rest in peace!

Orait, back to our topic today, what should you pack in case of emergency?

I had a thought about us, Malaysian. We are very lucky indeed as we are not so much exposed to many natural disasters like some of our neighboring country. But this is not to make us take it for granted. We can be grateful of course but we also at the same time MUST.. I repeat people… MUST take precaution and be prepared to anything that might come ahead. I would say “Expect the Unexpected”.

We are not asking anything as such to happen, but in this world, anything could happen… So better be ready rather than be sorry.

I made a list of what are the things we need to have in our EMERGENCY SUITCASE. Most houses realize of the important of having FIRST AID KIT at home, but here on the other hand let me introduce to you another new term I named “EMERGENCY SUITCASE”.

Terence laugh at me when I compose this article (so called larr)… hump! Laugh all you can, Terrrc! Errgghh!

Ok, forget about Terence for now… back to our main subject.

EMERGENCY SUITCASE should contain the following:

1. Mobile Phone (maybe useful to listen to radio or making emergency phone calls)
2. Identity documents (IC, passports, birth cert etc)
3. Other important documents (could be marriage cert, bank book, medical records etc)
4. Foods (ready or instant type)
5. Drinking water or any drinkable fluids
6. Blankets, towel etc
7. Kiddo’s stuffs (if you have toddler, be sure milk formula, diapers etc in your suitcase)
8.First aid kit (ointment, handyplast, bandage, pain killer etc)
9. Some plastic cups and plates
10. For woman… this aught to be forgotten but it’s the most important item you should have in your suitcase …… Tuala Wanita.. kuang.. kuang.. kuang…
11. Other small² to count on:
- candle
- Lighter
- Clean up stuff (maybe few bar of soap, shaver, cutter or scissor, colgate)

I might be missing few items or maybe listed some which you think not needed. All I can say, it is just a guideline, the truth is, the list will be depending on individual and also the situation.

The main point is, prepare the list now, and when it is needed you would be panicking and end up packing the wrong things.

I would say that, get one dedicated suitcase and place some items inside and put place it somewhere where everyone in the house would know where to grab it.

For working mum, this is very very and very very important… As in most cases, packing would be mum’s main duties at home.

So ladies, don’t wait, start now… Take out the pen and piece of paper and start writing. Make few copies and distribute to all family members. Also be sure stick one copy somewhere. I am sure not everyone will keep the copy you gave. It’s human nature!

Well, yes yes and yes… I know, for doing this, some might be skeptical but care less about them because YOU ARE DOING THE RIGHT thing BABE ! Orang tua² kata, sediakan payung sebelum hujan…

Oh ya btw…. I need a favor from all… please please please drop your magic words here… give your comments, ideas and most welcome your sharing…

Hope you guys find this article of min (the very first one indeed), useful, informative. Not good in putting my words together but I hope it is good enuf to be understood.